Wednesday, March 3, 2010

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Sunday, January 25, 2009

Karl Marx and Jesus: BFFFs!!

Karl Marx
Critique of the Gotha Programme


In a higher phase of communist society, after the enslaving
subordination of the individual to the division of labor, and therewith
also the antithesis between mental and physical labor, has vanished;
after labor has become not only a means of life but life's prime want;
after the productive forces have also increased with the all-around
development of the individual, and all the springs of co-operative
wealth flow more abundantly—only then can the narrow horizon of
bourgeois right be crossed in its entirety and society inscribe on its
banners: From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs!

The Holy Bible
Acts 4:32-35


32 And the multitude of them that believed were of one heart and of one
soul: neither said any of them that ought of the things which he
possessed was his own; but they had all things common.
33 And with great power gave the apostles witness of the resurrection of the Lord Jesus: and great grace was upon them all.
34 Neither was there any among them that lacked: for as many as were possessors of lands or houses sold them, and brought the prices of the things that were sold,
35 And laid them down at the apostles' feet:
and distribution was made unto every man according as he had need.

Penthouse on Pot: Into the Land of Green





Obama's Epic Muse

Obama's campaign/victory and ObaMania within the plebeian flocks that ensued is just like the ending to Return of the Jedi

The Empire falls. The Galaxy celebrates. The Rebels and Ewoks party their asses off on Endor. Copious hugging and self-congratulation commences. Pan to Luke (Barack) smiling a proud toothy grin as he's Peering at (Invoking) the 3 blue ghosts of Anakin (FDR), Yoda (Lincoln) and Obi Wan (JFK). Freaky!

Hell, this Presidential Underdog Opera would be indistinguishable from the George Lucas saga if it had it's own John Williams score.............................**

**Rare Self-fulfilling Prophecy Moment!**
Tuesday, minutes before our protagonist is to be sworn in: Enter cellist Yo Yo Ma, clarinetist Anthony McGill, pianist Gabriela Montero and violinist Itzhak Perlman. The renowned Symphony Orchestra Quartet, enduring elements as frigid as planet Hoth, perform a piece entitled "Air and Simple Gifts" arranged by none other than the legendary composer himself, Mr. John Williams!!!

**Wrote on Monday


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